Dense

Post a meeting with a client in their fancy office which is far, far away from the long hands of my firm, sat S and I quaintly in a corner.

S: "Should we go get a bite in the fancy cafeteria that this guy (the client) was talking about?"
Me : "Yeah, sure."
S: "Cool. We'll just snack and head out."

At the counter while we were deciding to order.

S: "Let's have french fries!"
Me: "I don't eat fried food"
S: "Oh. Oh. You're not eating anything fried. Acha Hmm..."
   "Cool.Let's have chole and samosa then! "

Moral of the story : The next time I say something like that , I really should mean it.